I don't trust these fuckers at all. They're just going to give 500 billion dollars to their biggest donors. In fact, I bet I can tell you exactly who is going to get access to this money and who is going to be left out of the party.

Notable groups that will receive parts of the slush fund:

• Trump's hotels and resorts
• Banks run by Mnuchin's buddies on Wall Street
• Top GOP donor Sheldon Adelson's casinos
• Top GOP donor Steve Wynn's hotels and casinos
• Omni hotels and resorts, which is owned by a group that is run by billionaire GOP donor Robert Rowling

Notable Groups that will not receive parts of the slush fund:

• Hyatt hotels, which is run by the family of billionaire Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker
• Starbucks, which is owned by longtime Democratic donor Howard Schultz
• American Workers
• Any normal person