Boom beach devs meeting minutes, as imagined by me.

17:00 pm Wednesday. Steve the animator makes tea, Fiona the manager tells meeting it could be an all nighter.

Dave the dev, says figures for cryo usage are lower than expected

Simon the animator wants to know what's the main issues

17:06 Tim the main man tells meeting his new Ferrari is here and he has a date with the hot chick from accounts and leaves the meeting.

Fiona the team manager makes a comment that any troop should be able to be used by itself as a stand alone unit, and maybe because the cryo can't do shit it not going down well with the kids.

18:00 - 19:00 stunned silence. Dave the dev isn't happy with the swearing and requests Fiona takes a managerial course.

All attendees agree.

19:03 Simon the animator asks for solutions and suggests more damage and more units per maxed lc

19:07 Conference call from Tim the main man, wants to know why his restaurant reservation hasn't been arranged, tells meeting via loudspeaker they better fix this and stop what they are doing and purchase the restaurant with the supercell office petty cash.

21:00 Meeting resumes, Gordon Ramsey holdings was bought and Tim is told the news, cryos meeting continues.

21:05 Dave the dev agrees with Simon the animator and starts to email his ideas to his smart phone.

21:06 Dave the devs phone storage is full so he reaches for his crayons and colour pad.

22:00 Simon, Fiona and Dave agree that more damage and more cryos in a lc are most probably the best solution.

22:05 Conference call from Tim. Realised he got the wrong restaurant and tells team to have next week off. Reminds Fiona he is in Ibiza for summer and needs the jet fuelled and ready.

22:20 meeting finishes