Crystal Palace hoping to agree Benteke deal this week after reopening negotiations with Liverpool

I was in London with the missus and in line for Madam Tussauds. It took forever and I asked her if she wanted to go see what all the noise in Baker Street was about instead. Being an awesome wife she agreed. We went there and asked a local what was going on, and he said it was the FA Cup Semi on Wembley and that supporters used to gather there before kickoff. I told the missus it was probably sold out but since it was Crystal Palace - Norwich we could maybe get lucky anyway. We decided to follow the noise and tube ourselves to Wembley. A few minutes later a shady looking guy (a United fan btw) wanted to sell us tickets and we bought them cheap. We were sat together with Crystal Palace-supporters and they were an awesome bunch. The chants were awesome and I joined in a few times. Wife was singing too. Not even close to the Anfield experience many years earlier when N'gog netted the first goal at the kop end vs Arsenal in the season opener (also Joe Cole got a red card), but an insane experience nonetheless.

Then we went to a musical at the Piccadilly before returning to our hotel in Blackfriars where we had amazing sex.

I don't know where I'm going with this but it's a nice club with nice fans and I wish Benteke luck if he goes.

/r/LiverpoolFC Thread Link - telegraph.co.uk