Currently on the A Train stuck in a station due to a homeless man holding door and having his penis out, what is your craziest story involving mass transit?

Circa 1999 I was on a 1/9 train downtown from 66th Street - I, and the 50+ other kids onboard, had just gotten out of school and it was a really warm day so people were amped up. When we got near 42nd Street, the conductors voice over the intercom was cut off by a teenage boy who announced our next stop was "my dick!!".

The conductor immediately began flipping out over the intercom, telling him he was going to get arrested. Kids began going insane realizing that it meant one of them had made it into a conductors booth. Pure joy. At 42nd Street, MTA employees went from car to car trying to find the kid, who periodically taunted them over the intercom ("it's my train now, bitch!"). They finally found him and dragged him off to applause. He looked about 12.

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