haha. Reminds me of when I blew a hole through a trespasser with my dick. So here's the story. I was lying in bed feeling myself when I hear something downstairs. I had been close to orgasm but due to my superb edging skills I held it in. "This intruder is in for a surprise" I thought with glee as I went downstairs. They were going through the fridge, probably trying to steal food. I held my dick and waited for them to finished rummaging through the fridge. The guy got up, turned around, and the moment he stared right into my eyes and was about to whip out what I think was a knife, I shot a huge load straight into his eyes. The searing hot cum went right through his eye and out the back of his head. like acid from an Xenomorph. He slumped to the ground, dead before he even hit the ground.
Just use your dick.