I'd like to save the preamble to the constitution tbh.
Just say what you want.
Water please or I'd like to order whatever.
No need for you to say I know your very busy but when you have time blah blah and on and on.
It just wastes my time, which is precious, even if I'm dead. If you actually give a shit don't ask for something every 4 seconds or ask for things that are not my job to fetch for you.
No? You'd rather give me your lil speech? Grand. I'll just stand here and listen when I could have already gotten the one centimeter of water you despretley needed because you took one sip or the piece of paper you wanted or whatever other thing you can make up that's FREE to give you attention so you feel special. Okay? Cause if we're giving out free speeches I'll happily dole them out to customers.
In conclusion spare me the histrionics. Not. Fucking. Interested.
Order then wrap it up. I don't care what you think.