I'm afraid that the next several years could bring about an everlasting and destructive change to the world. Never before has Harold the caterpillar been more turned on than this moment in time. Time travel will bring about a complex and confusing era in history. Remember, remember, the fifth of November, gunpowder, treason and plot. Only in Yohan's head could a five legged kangaroo have a light sabre battle with a blind astronaut with a dragon tail. Dick and Dom's most well known game, is that of Bogies - where competitors try to shout bogies louder than their opponent, often in public places. Unfortunately, you are wasting your time. Could you even imagine the long on your ex's face if they knew how many times you imagined someone else naked? I've recently started a new gym routine, involving metabolic conditioning and negative only sets of large, painful compound movements. Not knowing the law is not an allowable excuse for breaking said law. Green paint is commonly made using blue and yellow paints.

Joy is an emotion, and also a name; have you ever considered the irony of a grumpy lady called Joy? Octagons are shapes with eight sides. He picked up the grubby one pence piece and proudly spoke out loud, "find a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck!". No Tiffany, that cup cake is not for you - lard ass.

Chances are that the last sausage you ate was tasty. Everybody clap your hands, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Now children, what I want you to do is to think very carefully about what you read on the internet, and what you could be doing instead of wasting your life. And now, read the first letter of each sentence.