Daddy-Abandonment-Issues druggie/alcoholic. Wreck me

You should probably look at your other replies in this thread. Most of them have an extremely sarcastic tone to good roasts.

I'm quite a sarcastic person but I don't use it as a defensive mechanism necessarily, perhaps she is the same? Sometimes I use it because it's funny. I think you're assuming you've offended the person.

If you're actually not offended, then try to come off less offended.

In other words, you're saying, if you don't care enough to be offended, you should care enough to change your natural response to the people you don't care about purely to demonstrate how much you don't care? That makes no sense at all, why would someone do that?

Not too sure why you're replying to a good 70% of the main comments on this thread with "weak ass" shit like "good one" and "true story."

Perhaps ask before assuming?

That didn't need to be said which is exactly why I think you're a poor sport.

You're bringing up the subjective or morality, into an immoral sub. A morally sound person isn't even going to waste time insulting the people that make threads here.

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You and I both know that by the time she's your age, she'll be considerably more attractive than you; therefore, any insult you make just looks utterly ridiculous.

Although, judging by your appearance, you don't seem to care what others think.

Judging from yours, you care what others think as you spend more time on eyebrows and stuff, but you still look inferior to her. You can insult all you like, and she could literally put a bucket of mud over her, but she would look more attractive. You women seem to think that being super careful with your make up magically makes you more attractive. All the men I know of can see straight through that shit, whether you've used laser guided pens or caked it on, you generally can't overcome genetics. Michael jackson is an exception, and look where that got him.

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