Relevant to this card discussion.

"I hope, all of a sudden, you're just left-handed, you just reach for elevator buttons with your right hand out of instinct, and you're just missing and pressing them, and everyone is like 'has he never been in an elevator? does he not know?' I hope that happens.

"I don't really want your life to... end, no, I don't want you to die--whoo, that'd be way too severe--but I hope that you struggle to eat cereal, because you don't--you know what, screw left-hand dominance! I hope you just run out of dominant hands. Whatever brain circuitry is in your non-dominant hand, I hope it clones to the other one. Eating cereal is harder, you brush your teeth you go into your nose sometimes, you get mini toothpaste and it burns--I hope that happens to you.

"So I'm not gonna review some cards about your deck archetype; I don't need to. You're already like, 'Well, this turn, I'll summon a larger and larger man, which will allow me later on to summon an *even larger** man.'* Yeah, no, your decks aren't cool, they don't take finesse, your brain is small, and both your hands suck."