The lot of you are fucking miserable and obsessed with having transfers done ASAP. It's fucking August 5th. There is loads of time to do deals. Football clubs always leave it late - that's why transfer deadline day is a thing.

At the start of the window, Tier 1 Journos were literally saying Liverpool will be patient to see how the market will be after the EUROs. Yet a lot of users are saying shit like 'I can't get excited for the season' despite us having Jurgen fucking Klopp as manager and loads of amazing world-class players in nearly every position on the pitch.

I literally can't wait for the season and I've followed Football enough to know that Liverpool will sign at least one more player. I can't wait to be back in my seat in the Kop, drinking in the Albert, and to see all those faces I've missed seeing in Anfield.