Today was a long ass day! Woke up early (dem good habit gains) and went downstairs to mix up my post workout shake for after the gym. Of course my mom is all like “you’re getting too big” (Im DYEL), and she also said that “whey protons are steroids and will give me cancer” LOL yea right.

Anyways I finally get to the gym and I see some guys that I used to go to high school with. They are quite a bit chubbier than when they played football, and they were half rapping curls in the squat rack. Dat dere football weights bioscience. I warmed up with some deadlifts and all the trainers at my gym were giving me dirty looks and one of them pulled the lunk alarm so I had to end my sets early, dumb planet fitness…

Today was supposed to be calves, but I decided I wanted to hit chest instead because its funner and my calves won’t grow anyway because of genetics. While I was doing my bench press a hot george foreman grill came up and said “wow you’re so strong!” even though I only bench 405, but I ended up asking for her number. Life gains woo!

Then I went to do some bicep curls and I notice this really hot muscular guy in the mirror, I was mirin hard. Then I realized it was me lol! Between my reflection and the picture of Steve Cook on my instagram I had to go rub one off really quick in the bathroom no homo. Took a quick pic of my sick pump, but didn’t look very good in the picture, dat body dysmorphia. Then saw some stupid post in /r/fitness that was totally bioscience, thats why I come to /r/bodybuilding because we are all superior to everyone else and not a bunch of fat manlets lol.

For lunch I went and got some taco bell, anus was rekt, rip in pieces toilet

Then had a tinder date this evening with a solid 9/10 she was feeling up my arms and mirin all night and ended up smashing. turned it into a 4some with 2 of her friends too, so I was drowning in pussy and ended up dying since I don’t have gills

So overall a pretty good day, I’d rate it 5/7, right babe? Then I realized this whole day was a dream, damn ZMA.