If I'm leaving reddit with a bang, I want to share my crazy night as my last post.
My cousin (huge playboy) hits me up telling me he's gonna go clubbing and I should join his friends. I end up driving to his friends house, two other guys are there (all bodybuilders). So there's just four buff Armenian guys. If you live in Cali you know the macho, aggressive, Jersey Shore, womanizer stereotype Armenian guys get. By the time we leave I've downed a few shots of vodka but I'm ok to drive. I drive them to the club w/ his friend's car...
This is a club where they are regulars and everyone knows them. Cousin tells me "ey, we are VIP and we have a table right in the middle of the dance floor, any girl you see you like that smiles at you, call her over she'll 100% come to you". I think he's overexaggerating, but....no.
We show up at our table, the security unclips the rope and let us in that area that literally feels like we have walls around us, but it's just a rope. It's literally an oval table too in the middle with a 600$ bottle of vodka sitting in ice. Girls quickly notice us...fuck this is going to be awesome. We already have that status. Girls staring at us left and right wondering who we are.
Keep in mind these guys I'm with are 30-35 year old playboys who sleep with different women every week, and I'm just 21 yrs old. We stand around for 10 minutes, I tell them I'm gonna go grab some bitches and invite them over.
I walk to the bar area, grab a blonde girl by her waist and say "ey grab your friend and come join my bros, we have a table". Eyes twinkle, I have her attention. She says "oh it's not just her, it's those girls too. Is it ok if 6 of us come?". Fuck YEAH it's ok. So she grabs my hand and I walk her over, she completely ditched her friends but they found us later. I ask the girl if she wants a drink and I mix her cranberry with vodka...real heavy on the vodka to get her fucked up. I look down for 30 seconds to make her drink, when I come back up I'm fucking surrounded by girls. My god do I feel like a king. Some hot, some ok looking. My cousin comes and puts his arm around me and kisses my cheek saying "bro what the fuck happened, how did you pull in six bitches?" and I just laugh. His friends are already introducing themselves to the girls, but my focus is on blondie. I give her her drink, it's too loud to talk...we end up dancing a bit. I realize she didn't come for just the drinks, she's checking my body out and her eyes keep moving up and down when we talk.
There's an area in the back for VIP, me and the bros slipped security 40 bucks earlier to give us the couch in case we needed to fuck a girl back there. I take the girl back there with me. She sits down next to me, I put my arm around her and pick up her leg to throw over my lap. She leans into me asking where my drink is and I say I've had enough, so she says "fine let me get to your level then". She's having trouble finishing so I just grab the glass out of her hand, place it on the table, grab her by the neck and pull her into my face. Ten minutes in my hand is up her skirt rubbing her through her panties. As soon as I actually start fingering her she asks me if it's ok to fuck here and that she's never been back here. I say yeah, I look at security and do a head motion and he smiles at me knowing what's going on lol...so he goes to the entrance of that place and keeps it private for us. She climbed on top and rode me. Told me that's the craziest thing she's ever done in her life and I should be glad for claiming that moment. Ok, wow. We go back down to our table, her friends aren't there anymore (who the fuck are these new girls at our table now?). She kisses me on the cheek, laughs and says "ok I need to go find my friends now, I think I've had enough partying haha". Bye.
My cousin is talking two cute Mexican girls. He introduces me and tells them I'm 21 and it's my first time actually clubbing. We each have our own girl now. 5 minutes of screaming into each others ears and not understanding half the words I stand up, hold my hand out and she grabs my hand. We start dancing, I kiss her a few times. She's telling me she's not feeling it anymore. Ok, w/e, leave then. She starts putting up an attitude and doesn't want to leave so I look at security go up to him and tell him to get rid of these girls, they're just trying to steal our drinks.
This asian guy is desperately trying to get at our table. He offers my cousin's friend 200 bucks to sit with us, and it was just weird. We keep saying no and he kept trying to raise the price. Seriously, at that point why don't you just walk down Sunset boulevard in Hollywood and find a hot hooker? He tries to awkwardly hit on a few girls, creepily staring (so creepy) so I ask the girls if they want to join us since they will be separated from the crowd. They're twins, but I don't notice at first. They were just there to dance, didn't hit it off with any of me or my bros, but they were nice girls so we let them stay there and enjoy themselves so the asian dude would leave them alone.
I see a woman at least 10 years older at me on the second level just eyefucking me. I thought it was a mistake at first. Ok she did it a second time? Probably an accident. Third time? What the heck, what does she want to do with a 21 year old? I ignore again, she eventually shows up near our table pretending to dance but she kept staring at me. Eventually I say "ok, whatever. My biggest fantasy is to fuck a cougar". She was 38...my god, I've never had a boner that quick. There's just something about women in their late 30s/early 40s that drives me wild. I find them more attractive than 18 year olds. Anyway, back on topic. Yadda yadda yadda I point to her ring since she's holding her cup up, and she says she's married but don't worry. She wants to sober up, so I find an excuse to leave the club with her. Fuck what am I going to do? I have no car, I drove my cousin's friend's car here. We start walking and run into a CVS. She says she needs to pee. We're holding hands at this point. 21 year old with a...someone's mom who has kids probably my age lol. We walk to the restrooms. She comes back after she pees, gets really close to me and says "did you notice these public bathrooms aren't really 'public'?". I'm horny at this point, I'll do anything to fuck her so I reply "yeah, they're singles. And no one is here at 2am". She's just smiling at me, without word I go to the restroom while pulling her in. As soon as that door locks, fuck, I have her pinned against the wall. Picking her leg up, putting it to my side, fucking just running my hands all over her body. It's a dream come true, I can't believe this is real life. She stops and looks down. And I say "what?" when it clicks in my mind she's married. I look at her ring and she notices me looking so she takes her ring off and puts it in her purse and says "shh let's just continue, it's a one time thing okay?". Eventually I get her bent over the sink. I don't have a condom, I already used it on that other skank in the club. I'm an idiot, I feel her and she's so wet, god I want her so bad. I was thinking with my dick and not my brain. Damn did it feel amazing, I love the feel of raw-dogging a girl. I cum inside her, she pulls her panties back up after I cum and she places toilet paper in between her vagina and panties. I put my clothes on heavily panting and I just collapse over her against the wall drunk out of my mind saying "I know we just met but I want to fucking marry you. You are my Ten.". She starts laughing and says "no I don't need another husband". She says her friends left with other guys, both of them, and that's why she was alone at the club. And she doesn't have a ride. And I don't have my car. I ask her where she lives. North Hills. Ok not bad, I'll call her an uber, she's a lovely lady and it won't cost me more than 20-30 bucks.
I go back to the club and my cousin is like "ey cuz where you been, I was looking for you". Lol. I don't say anything.
Our bottle of vodka is finished. I guess the sly girls stole most of it. I don't even care at this point, I just banged two girls in one hour probably, but for some reason I'm still horny and want to fool around with another girl. No more luck with sex but I did makeout with another redhead I brought to my table. I knew she was actually interested because I told her she's not getting alcohol. I think I got too aggressive and scared her away though, because she didn't want to go far lol. Notice after she leaves that I'm alone. I'm just sitting there smiling, can't believe what a night I had. I put my head back and rest. Cousin's friend taps me on the shoulder and asks if I wanna leave. My legs are up on the table with a shit-eating grin on my face, girls and guys both keep looking over trying to figure out if I'm someone famous or what or how we have that table in the middle of the dancefloor for the entire night. I'm tired at that point even though i still want to fuck another girl but don't want to push my luck. We go looking for my cousin when he texts us.
My cousin texts me a picture of him driving home with TWO girls. Not one, but TWO. He was in the backseat, with the girls up front. The text was "My slut is giving me a ride, have fun tonight guys". We eventually drive back to his place after getting some food, and smoke some weed in the backyard. I sober up and drive home around 3:30am. It's 4:30am now, what a crazy night.
I'm not so sure about this lay-life or being a player. Still not over my ex. I'd trade everything for that woman back but that's just a dream in la-la land because she'd never come back. Sleeping around doesn't help at all. I'm still a bit drunk and don't want to ramble on my love for her so I'll stop.
I'm busy with internships, pre-med courses, work, and balancing girls/lifting. That's my reason for leaving reddit for a while. Lift heavy, train hard. See you guys in a while...