Instead of having to think for myself on political issues I’m beginning to realise it would be easier to just oppose the DUP on everything. Just to give you a flavour, they:

• Are anti-abortion
• Campaigned for Brexit
• Express climate change scepticism
• Believe the Earth was made 6,000 years ago
• Support Liz Truss
• Wanted a hard border
• Backed Boris Johnson
• Believed a scheme where the Government paid you to burn wood was a good idea

I’m a soft Unionist but I haven’t and will never vote for them, they are completely batshit and speaking from personal experience so are 95% of their voters. I truly hate them with a passion, this entire rant was inspired by watching that prick Jeffrey Donaldson lying on my TV again.