"Sold them the uranium" is one of my favorite dụmbfụck Trumpian lines. Putin is literally on record saying Hillary Clinton tried to oust him from power in Russia and that he preferred that Donald Trump win in 2016. Then there's the fact that Trump has slobbered all over Putin's díck like a desperate sex slave, the two-years long treason investigation by two Republican heads of the FBI, the highly-corroborated never-disproven Trump underage hooker piss dossier, the piles of indictments and convictions (Trump's campaign manager is literally rotting in jail at this very moment, and will die in federal prison), and the coming indictments of Trump's rẹtard son and the glorious long-awaited subpoena of his Russia-infested mob-infested tax returns.

But you go ahead and keep living in that nightmarish fever dream, keep gaslíghting about Canadian mining companies, and serving the interests of wealthy pediks, gangsters, and oligarchs that utterly despise you.