/r/conspiracy is a place where we all used to play

pressing f5; passing the day

JFK, aliens, and flouride galore

what will the next refresh have in store?

the years passed by and the content changed

slowly but surely, this place got deranged

now full of divisive partisan tripe

sometimes I wonder who is hitting the pipe

i keep coming back though don't really want to

this place has become /r/politics2

so sit back, relax, try to enjoy the ride

sift through the bullshit shills are sure to provide

question everything and create your own conclusions

don't voluntarily be fed contrarian delusions

watch for threads to get side-tracked, derailed

when this happens, know a point may have been nailed

this place will always be what you choose to make of it

if you're not sure of something, fucking research that shit

times have changed, this world's slowly becoming fucked

i'm done with this rhyme. now i'm gonna go get my dick sucked.