De Blasio urges New Yorkers to snitch on social distance rule breakers

The real culprit of Covid19 is Disney. They stand to gain the most. They have the means and the resources to carry it off. The timing is also too coincidental.

Late last year, Disney launched a streaming service in America to compete with Netflix. In December, they slipped the virus into bats sold at a wet market in Wuhan to let it spread around the world.

Wet markets are perfect incubators of viral infections. Animals are stacked closed to each other with humans. Chinese never have much regard for food hygiene.

Disney chose Wuhan because the temperature and the humidity was ideal at that time of the year to release of the virus for maximum effect. Geographically, Wuhan is in central China. Releasing the virus there guaranteed the outbreak could spread far and wide. Releasing the virus in late-December/early-January was also ideal timing as 750 million Chinese were about to begin their lunar holiday travel.

The virus make many people stay at home, and started to subscribe to Disney's streaming service to the point of reaching 50 million subscribers six months after the service is launched in November 2019!!

Disney hatched this plan when they decided to launch the streaming service. Deep in the underground complex of the Shanghai Disneyland was a hidden bioweapon lab. It's there that the covid19 virus was created. The lab was set up in Shanghai Disneyland because it's close to Wuhan. Human experiments could be conducted by snatching unruly visitors and transport them through a trap door inside the dark recesses of the haunted mansion ride.

The bodies of these human experiments could be flushed through a secret tunnel into Shanghai's Huangpu River, and into the East China Sea, without leaving any trace.

The bioweapon lab also housed a separate facility to make Baby Yoda dolls. Disney was always unhappy with the factories they contracted to make their souvenirs because they made more than what Disney would order, and pocketed the money by selling the surplus. By making the Baby Yoda dolls themselves, they could also conceal the virus in the dolls and transported them to Wuhan without raising any suspicion.

Disney's original plan was to keep releasing the virus until it achieves dominance of the streaming service market every where in the world. Unfortunately, the bioweapon lab had to be shut down prematurely.

On the night of January 24, before the lunar new year day, two Micky Mouse performers were having lesbian sex outside the secret doorway of the bioweapon lab. A lab technician dressed in a bulky Winnie the Pooh suit, came out with a number of Baby Yoda dolls that contained viles of corona virus hidden inside. This guy accidentally tripped over the love making couple, breaking one of the viles, and quickly spread the virus all over the park. As a result, Disney had to shut down the whole park the following day, and evacuated their lab personnel by submarine to Skull Island off the shores of Papua New Gunea.

It was fortuitous that no suspicion was raised because Disney shut the park down on the same day China announced a country-wide shut down of all crowd gather places.

However, a month later, Bob Iger suddenly resigned after 14 years as CEO of Disney. No real reason was given. This was after Disney just had a record 2019. It was widely suspected that bioweapon lab was the real reason. The second reason being the infection of all the Baby Yoda dolls with corona virus.

The fate of the lab techs remains unknown. It is rumored that they are trying to capture King Kong’s brother and let it loose to destroy all the Universal Studios of the world.

This scandal must be exposed. All other conspiracy stories are wrong, including the one about Elvis is still alive, he's getting back at China for music royalties he's owed, and his disappointment that Trump didn't work hard enough to help him get his money from the latest round of US/China trade agreement.

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