Why is Dead Orbit so broke and why does it always sound so desperate?

We're all assuming that the Dead orbit dude is actually a member of Dead Orbit. I only say this as in my home town we had a tramp called Dave, now Dave was a happy tramp who was comedy gold. But Dave was not all he seemed. He would often "dress up" as various things including the memorable day he was spotted downtown in mid winter wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, a sock and a boxing glove. When challenged he insisted that people refer to him as Muhammad Ali and not Cassius Clay. He then did a drunken Ali Shuffle, collapsed in a heap and pissed himself. Dave was also white which kinda ruined what little the act had going for it. Or the time he dressed in a sheet for halloween and called himself a ghost, the costume was good enough but the bottle of wine in one hand along with the constant farting and belching ruined the image even when you consider the sheet looked like a relief map of the amazon from all the old urine stains on it. This costume fail came to an end when he drunkenly demanded a chip from someone, and when denied, took off like a moon rocket and ran straight into a wall. Although he at least got a clean sheet that night in the hospital. Now Dave reminds me of this Dead Orbit Al-whatever-his-name-is. This guy stands there muttering away in a monotone, note he is also in the perfect spot for a tramp outside the dance/cafe area. This is standard tramp location so they can harass you for your chips/kebab or KFC. Plus his hair is lank, greasy and he looks like he could use a shower and a hot meal. Ten quid says the real Dead orbit rep is lying inside blitzed out of his head while chatting up a dollybird. he's probably promised him a glimpse of Amanda Hollidays breasticles, a bag of chips and a shower for standing in for him. Come to think of it he looks a bit like Dave ....

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