You can't comprehend just how much I hate people who lie about their drug use. I once smoked with a friend who apparently has been smoking spliffs since 5th grade. We smoked the exact same amount, headed to the movie theater. I was having a great time.

That is, until he started hyperventilating and throwing up all over himself in the middle of the fucking movie, in front of everybody. Not only did I have to take care of his sorry ass while I was high out of my mind, but the anxiety of possibly getting caught because he lied about his experience was unreal. He looked and sounded like he was about to die, I was so fucking scared.

Apparently, he forgot to tell me that the tobacco in spliffs makes him sick lmao and that he has fucking asthma. That would've been a cool thing to know before making me go through one of the most traumatic moments of my life.