Son,
Keep faith my son, you’re a Heinz. Your name may be Hans Heinz but don’t let that discourage you. Nevertheless, remember what your vater told you about his time in the Great War, known as Battlefield 1. Our enemies employed these same tactics but we pestered the Generals so much they outlawed them. We lost that war, so remember why you fight. You fight because of the steep costs the Generals imposed on us through the Treaty of Versailles, otherwise known as “deluxe edition”. That treaty did us no good, instead only harmed the fatherland and his wallet. This is why you must keep fighting.
Dein Vater,
Bosch Jerry Heinz