Dear PHP

HAHA

First of all, you have one example source, when there are countless, as in tens of thousands of other examples (blogs, studies, benchmarks, etc) that show different results. You aren't much of an engineer are you? takes more than one website to set something in stone.. sorry.

You claimed that strictly typed languages are bloated,

Objective fact. Like your comments, strict languages are long winded and horrifyingly bulky. To accomplish a simple task, many strict type languages require sometimes 20-100x more lines of code to do the same thing as a dynamic language (barring Hello world, which seems to be the pinnacle of your career). Not to mention having to include package after package just to alter ordinary data... give me a break. Its literally the cardinal difference between the two types when it comes to simplicity of the languages. Hilarious that you aren't getting it. Some day you'll figure it out.

speed / performance is not important, when its the most important thing for a web application.

LMFAO. Big part, yes. Most important? ROFL

So fucking green dude. Please come back in 5 years when you have some real world experience

Yeah, sure. That's why you always post in PHP threads.

I comment on PHP posts like once every 6 months, haha. I also contribute to ruby, js, and python projects regularly. I just do PHP because it pays the best in my hood.

I never said that about ruby / python. I said they are a bit better than PHP in performance, and they have other interesting features, which makes them interesting, while PHP has no saving grace. Java is clearly miles apart from PHP though, and Java is what I use.

Subjective. There are developers far better than you or I who would disagree with you or me. You did deny that you weren't knocking py/ruby based on a technicality because your ignorance allowed you to believe a single stack overflow answer of countless years of experience, literature, and documentation on those particular languages. Classic.

You're such a fucking idiot. I just explained to you that they are simulating millions of requests to see how long it takes.

I ran their test, the way their documentation instructed it. Lol

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