Unlimited funds? A Water Park. A full fucking huge ass Water Park. Slides, Tubes, Wave Pool, Whirlpool, Jacuzzi, Steam Room, but no Lap Pool! Fuck the Lap Pool a Diving Board is cool though. Also, a Bowling Ally, just 4 lanes I think. And I want, a room with little vents that come up from the floor, out walls and ceilings and this room is tiled and I can 100% control the temp of each wall/floor/ceiling vents with the touch of a button. There will be a built in TV/Voice activated computer system. A mini fridge full of Ice Cold water and a comfortable siting place. This room will be for natural drying towel free after the most amazing waterfall, jets, 10 shower head full fucking shower complex. I would have a clothes schute that went from my bedroom right into one of two washing machines. The one on the right is or whites and the one on the left is for colors. At night I could throw all my clothes and then when one was full, I would have controls to add soap, close the lid, start the machine from my bedroom. I think I'd have to have a pretty kick ass sex room. Nothing all fucked up like 50 Shades, mine would be fun, well, at least to me. I would want a huge fucking kitchen and chefs that cook and a changing out buffet of breakfast, lunch and dinner and I could just roll (I'd be fat) on up to he buffet and eat what/whenever I wanted. I would have a long fucking ladder that goes down a shaft under my house to a bunker like a mile plus under the ground. This is where I would grow all of my marijuana and other fun things. I would also keep a weapons stash that would make Terminator 2 look like all their weapons were actually Walkie Talkies. Don't even get me started on the movie theater in which I would play games and watch movies and do whatthefuckall ever entertainment wise.

Yes, if I had a house and unlimited Bill Gates kind of money. I would have all of that on what used to be the largest farm in America that isn't anymore, because it became my fucking house.