To the Tune of "Still Alive"

Fuck Donald Trump. Hastag resist his "huge success." It's hard to overstate my disatisfaction.

Electoral College: screw popular vote because we can for the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying while he calls all the news "fake." And the science isn't done. And treason live tweets son for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now. Even though he's not smart, and fired Comey.

And laundered Rusian mob money. And used every ruble to ignite a dumpster fire. As the country burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Now, this transaction data make a beautiful line. The US is Rusia's beta but RICO charges are a matter of time!

It's Manfortunate I got burned! Think of all the things we learned! for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me... I think I'd prefer to stay inside... Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Vladimir Putin? That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway, this wall is great! It's so corporal and real!

Look at me: still talking when there's resistance to do! When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've democracy to run. There are protests to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying (in prison) I'll be still alive. And when you're presidency's dead I will be still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.