Nah, not gonna work. You know I'm not being defensive, you and others like you just hate being called out for what you are. I have zero to gain from defending a video game but I will absolutely try to silence asses like you who keep giving people a reason to look down on hobbies because the participants are such pedantic losers. I can't believe people actually take pride in being called a "gamer." Play the games, enjoy them for what they are, and quit expecting developers to give you a 10/10 nostalgia-gasm when they remake a classic game for a new system. It's new content. Don't like it? Don't play it. But you fucking dweebs can't help but consider yourselves art critics or something. Your opinions and attitudes are absolute shit and it's further made clear anytime you spill enough mountain dew to type another comment online.

I'm the other side of the coin. Someone who plays games but is just as mean spirited and cynical. Except my bad attitude comes from idiots like you, not the games. Why be mad at the well for being poisoned? It can't poison itself.