Destroying a sand sculpture

I used to have a t shirt for the band Suicide Silence that said "PULL THE TRIGGER BITCH" on the back of it. In those days me and my friends cleaned up the hall of a church after bingo night for some extra cash. I was wearing a hoodie. We started picking up trash and things as the last game was winding down, and got hot so I took my hoodie off. Unfortunately I was wearing the aforementioned shirt underneath and forgot about it. So here I am walking around a bingo hall full of at least 100 geriatric Catholic women wearing a shirt that says "PULL THE TRIGGER BITCH" in big ass letters on the back. I hear all this commotion coming up as I'm working but don't think anything of it until my friend runs up to me and drags me out of the room and reminds me of what I was wearing. So embarrassing. I felt really bad for the little old ladies.

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