The details of what happened at Kiss

Each spring I gallop down to the pond with my local second tier knitting group. We make pots and pans for the homeless. One spring a snickers appeared at the camp site. He was a lonely little snicker, all brown and shitty looking. The only time in my entire life I have seen a snickers of his kind was @ Good Vibrations on main st. I walk in and the mother fucker was watching Blowjob Impossible II about to bust a nut all up on my limited edition BluRay + Digital Download Copy of Womb Raider the Last Abortion. I was like hey man watch where you spray that carmel you sick fuck. Next thing you know I woke up covered in this sticky cholocate covered nougat mess, & it's all over my beastly chest. I would never forget the Snickers I encountered that day.

When I first saw Snickers at my camp site It was at this point I knew shit was going to get real and fast. I thought to myself he must have came back for revenge. Thankfully I was prepared, I knew this day would come. I quickly pulled out my Lord Of The G-Strings Platnum Edition mag and started jerking off as fast as I could. My beanbag was not enjoying these overwheliming thruster pumps, but I stuck it out and kept on jerking. And before you know it I was spritzing rainbows like My Little Pony @ a Beiber concert. Alas I had defeted the Snickers once and for all. My chest is safe and my socks are clean. If any of you happen to run into a wild snickers NEVER EVER EVER look a snickers in the nut. If you do, shit your fucked. I hope your an avid fan of rusty trombones... I'd FE for a kilo shipment of sand before I ever even think to make that mistake again.

TL;DR 1/10 I wouldn't recommend snickers to anyone! Donate your money to your local homeless cooking groups, or a charity of the like instead. Thanks for your support.

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