Yeah I got some annoying fuckwit neighbours.
Well about 3 weeks ago, someone dumped a mountain of used charcoal on the back of our drive way (where we put the bins out to get it dumped). So it looked like someone just tipped it outside our house instead of doing the right thing and emptying it into a bag then throwing it into a bin. So I'm at the back of our house and thinking what the fuck? Who would do this? Anyhow I begrudgingly cleaned it up (because who else is gonna do it?) but it was a fucking mess. Charcoal soot was flying everywhere and now there's a black soot spot at our back drive way. Can't wash it out unless I power wash it...
Then 2 weeks ago, while driving home from work, I noticed a semi broken kettle BBQ at my next door neighbour's back drive way. So I'm thinking this is the fuckwit who emptied the charcoal on me? They're fairly new neighbours, old Indian couple with 2 kids who bought the house about 6 months ago.
Then it kinda dawned on me. Ever since they moved in, I've been having random rubbish on my front lawn, front garden, random Styrofoam crap at my back drive way and various other random rubbish...
Well a week goes by, and I noticed the BBQ is not outside their house anymore. I'm thinking they either dumped it somewhere or pulled it in probably because garbage trucks don't pick up crap... only bins.
Last week I was driving home and I noticed the same bloody kettle BBQ on some other guy's side lawn down the street. I'm thinking "wow those wankers actually dumped it at some guy's house?!"
Anyhow I pulled my bins in and later that night, my missus notices there's something at the back of our house. I go out and check and I see the fucking BBQ on our drive way (on it's side with charcoal spilling out). Now I'm thinking is it our neighbours who did this or did their victim (who they dumped the BBQ at) saw the black soot mark on our drive way, put it here because he thought it was us who dumped it?
I go and put the BBQ on the neighbour's side. I was going to knock on their door and ask them what the fuck but I was thinking, they'd never admit to it anyway. Anyway called it a night and went to bed for work.
Next morning, got ready for work, got in the car and drove around the back and... the BBQ is back at our side. Now I'm fuming. Anyhow had to get to work and at work, I was just thinking all day what the fuck to do?
A. Dump it at the tip myself
B. Pass it along to the neighbours (again) or someone else
C. Ignore it
D. Confront the neighbours
I was thinking of going to confront the neighbours. Anyhow finished work, drove home and... the bin was gone. Missus tells me she saw a guy come and threw it into back of a truck and drove off.
I've still got a black mark at the back of the house but at least that dirty BBQ is done.