3. Did I screw up. Moving to “southern ON” for job

Did I screw up. Moving to “southern ON” for job

I'll never forget this one.

What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

Father Johnson had been serving to his clergy for many, many years. He would recite the teachings of the bible as he had been taught. There came a time when he started to become somewhat dissatisfied with his standard answers. He often spoke of heaven and hell but had no idea what they are really like. This started to trouble him greatly. He wanted to serve his clergy in the most honest way possible and decided he would find out first hand.

The next day he decided to have a visit to heaven and hell and see for himself. He walked up the stairs to the pearly gates and was greeted by a very shocked St. Peter. "Father Johnson there must some terrible mistake. You will certainly come here one day but you should not be here today! You must leave at once!" Father Johnson explained the purpose of his visit, he only wanted to have a quick look around to see what heaven was really like and then would leave. St. Peter replied "Why certainly you can have a look but you must leave when you are done."

Father Johnson started looking around and everything was as expected. Heaven was a beautiful peaceful place, the gardens and grounds were very well keep, everything in perfect order. Satisfied he continued on.

Next Father Johnson walked down the stairs to hell. At the gate to hell he was met by Lucifer who was also shocked and told him to leave at once. Father Johnson explained, he only wanted to have a quick look around to see what hell was really like and then would leave. He was allowed in.

As soon as he entered hell Father Johnson became extremely confused. To the point were he thought he must a have passed out or be hallucinating. He could not believe his eyes. The place was beautiful it was just like heaven. He looked around a great deal more, there must be something more to this! After a very long time he couldn't find a single flaw with the place. It was perfect just like heaven. He saw a couple men tending to the gardens went up to them and asked what was going on "This is suppose to hell I was expecting a terrible, terrible awful place. But it's beautiful just like heaven." One of the men looked up at him and said 'It sure wasn't like this when we got here.'

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