What you're saying makes sense and it reminds me exactly of how I used to be covered in feathers and nobody really understood why and so everybody would make fun of me but my dad's friends were telling me that it was cooler not to look like that so they ripped off all of my feathers and it hurt really bad but I got over it.
My dad's friends keep trying to play a prank on me where they wait until I fall asleep and then they try to just squeeze just a tiny bit of pooping in my mouth so they want to wake up and I get all kinds of tiny pieces of poop stuck in my teeth which I always appreciate but I don't think they do.
How do you want to go so we can be the best friends all the time and you can give me your address and I'll send my dad's friends over to make you have fun with their pranks???