Among all the gross messages and copypastas I've ever gotten there is one that stands out from all others. So, at the time of getting this message I was probably ~26. I don't consider myself to be bad looking at all or have insanely high standards and my profile says looking for long term only. Anyway,

This portly, balding, late 30s dude messages me something like, "Hello! you're gorgeous. My name is ___ and I'd like to be upfront and mention I'm looking for NSA casual sex but I travel frequently. If you're interested we can meet halfway in ___ *(which is 2 hours away from me). Would love to hear from you! ;)"

I can't believe the balls on this guy. Not only did he think I'd actually respond to this but that I'd be down to drive 2 hours for casual sex with him.