Hahaha okay, let me try.

Your post history suggests you're too poor for a Tesla, so you're praying for the model Y to come because you so desperately want to join the club, but can't.

You also work a ridiculous amount of hours (to scrounge for that Tesla, no doubt), so it's oddly perplexing that you spend your precious spare time calling people "idiots" when arguing about the proper way to walk your dog with no valid counter argument given (since we're talking about being well adjusted and arguing with internet strangers).

Yeah, you really seem to be the authority on a happy and fulfilling life. Is it time for work yet? Mondays are a drag, amirite?

How'd I do?