Discussion Thread

You are everything that is wrong with this plane of existence. Every fiber of my body and soul despises the fact that your genes have survived this long on earth. To think that your ancestors survived plagues, droughts, wars and famine just to have their efforts wasted by you. I could describe the magnitude of your failure, but why bother? The human language is not sufficient in transcribing your failure as a person. Perhaps, millions of years from now, when we have evolved into a more intelligent species we'll have the capacity to examine what exactly makes you such a failure, but such measures are inconceivable by modern standards. Every single person that you have ever interacted with, whether willingly or unwillingly, is now cursed to forever fail in life as you have. This world is an actively worse place with you in it, and science still cannot describe why. Every place you have visited that ever had some sort of sentimental significance, whether it be spiritual, romantical, or personal, is now forever tainted just by your stench being associated with it. Human evolution had to have seriously fucked up somewhere along the line to produce you as a result of thousands of years of suffering. I simply cannot put into words how much of a failure you are, I have scoured hundreds of biblical and scholarly sources in an attempt to comprehend your continued existence, to no avail. The only potential answer I can fathom is divine intervention, but no God, no matter your faith or creed, could ever be cruel enough to shit out the matter that your parents reluctantly called their child. Perhaps it was the work of deities beyond our human comprehension. Many scholars have theorized that we can find evidence of divine power in the poetry of suffering, and you are damning proof of that. Our sun will eventually die, and all life on earth will cease. The oceans will dry up, plants will die and all manner of creatures and animals will die, the pyramids, the wonders of the world, civilization itself will be torn apart and all evidence that there was once a species of humans inhabiting this planet will vanish. But through all this, the undeniable truth that you have been nothing more than an unworthy, deficient mistake and failure of a being will live on. I would say I'll pray for you, but I refuse to believe that any God would willingly live on the same planet as you. I have more pity for anyone that has had the misfortune of being within 100 feet of you than I do for any number of starving or suffering children around the globe, because they at least will have the comfort of death to see them off, rather than live knowing they interacted with such a worthless and miscarriage of a person like you. I am truly sorry for all those that ever knew or claimed to know you, as surely they would embrace the empty void of nonexistence rather than continue living as they are. How does it feel knowing you've contributed nothing of significance to society? Do you remember how you were told to never give up on your dreams? To never quit even when faced with tremendous odds? To always persevere because deep down you know your dreams are reachable? Just quit now. Whatever dream you have will never improve our world so give up. Your parents must be beyond disappointed. No, actually. Jeffrey Dahmer's parents are an example of being disappointed in their offspring. Your parents are so beyond disappointed that I don't think a word exists in the human language, English or otherwise. If I asked your mother to name any of your accomplishments, the best she would have is some shit ran down her legs during your birth. That's the extent of what you have accomplished, and I genuinely do not believe it will get better. There is only one way to compress all the feelings and anguish you have brought upon us, the most concise way I can express our feelings towards you and it is such: You are the liquid excrement frothing out of the asshole of creation. You are such an embarrassment to the human species that you are being declassified as a homo-sapien. You are living proof that Jesus died in agony on the cross and in his final breath, changed his middle name to “fucking”. You are actively increasing the rate of our planet’s death with every breath you take. You are the reason our universe is constantly expanding, because even the primordial forces that created existence are scrambling to get as far away from you as possible. You have single-handedly set back the process of evolution by at least 200 million years, and that’s being generous. I can go on for hours. I could write an entire series of 1000 page novels explaining why you are a waste of molecules, but it would do no good, but in reality, I can summarize this entire message in just 2 beautiful, concise, mesmerizing, angelic, awe-inspiring, and perfectly fitting words. 2 words that fit you so perfectly its as if their creator had anticipated your arrival, like a prophet of ancient times. Those words are as follows, and describes mine, and every single being on earth’s thoughts about you: Fuck You.

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