In the future, after an era of "Political Correctness and equality",[1] humanity is divided into two hostile factions. Each faction represents one of humanity's two genders, the Males (who are ruled by a Patriarch) and the Females (who are ruled by a Matriarch), (...), and which may try to eliminate each other and capture each other's rulers. Either faction sometimes conduct raids against the other faction to steal reproductive cells, in order to produce more members for each side.
But I tell you, we just need more electrolytes.
I don't know what's more absurd. That it's all happening, or that no one tries to stop it.