It's str8 ain't nobody thinks this is funny but just to make sure it doesn't get twisted, because it may seem the opposite

The intent of the title was to lampoon people who are as many as possible out of: male cishet suburban WASP techbro

Who actually earnestly get butthurt about being told they don't strictly qualify as URMs and that even though the Irish had it bad in America they weren't close to the most marginalized now or ever, etc.

Specific I kno but I've seen nearly exactly that quasi semi regularly in law school forums

So yeah. Not funny, fine, but let it least be known I was attempting to lampoon those who blithely deny the importance of representation in the legal profession, not make that denial myself, or trivialize the issue.

If that was clear the whole time, well kool keep on it