Here are a bunch of cosby quotes. They are all creepier in this context, so choose your favorite. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry