Why don't boner pisses feel satisfying?

You know those really satisfying moments in life like washing down two dry as fuck pop tarts with an ice cold pint of coke? Or taming an insanely painful Charlie horse that almost made you go into shock? or (and this is the important one) like when you need a piss so bad it hurts as if a knife is jabbing you and you just know if you don't deal with it this will be the one that makes you incontinent when your older just like you nan said? And so you do and it feels great, amazing... you even feel a tingle in your bladder when it's all done.. like it's giggling at how great that was? Well I woke up in the middle of the night yesterday with that need, I also had a massive boner for reasons I won't go into now, I ran to the toilet and did that half squat crab man stance you have to do to get the right angle and minimise splash back, and as I was dodging the razor shards of piss coming at me I realised it didn't feel satisfying.. the whole piss from start to finish didn't have that satisfying feeling at all... it had all the hallmarks of an epic piss... but no, and it was the boners fault. But why?

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