they probably liked the thrill

kinky couple i know do this thing: they go to the supermarket, one picks out an embarrassing order. like x-large condoms, a huge cucumber, a banana, lube, vanilla frosting, and back when they still had dvds a copy of like a pixar or disney film, or a nature documentary with animals n stuff

and then they designate a cashier. rather than picking the cute young girl or frail young guy, they always pick the sourest-looking, most potentially judgmental old man or woman

one time they managed to score this guy that used to work at the carwash that they knew by name. my friend told me the awkwardness made his dick "bigger and harder than the hope diamond"