I don't really feel like telling her..

Something something /u/sevpay

Traditional ---E

Left Handed 3---

Fancy ---{

/u/cubicApocalypse 's Torchfork ----E~

/u/JakeSnake07 's NAZI -----卐

/u/TheRedKIller 's Russian Э------ Russian Right Handed ------Є

/u/PigEqualsBakon 's Nobles' straight fork; Perfect for stabbing, witch hunting, dueling and more! •--)-------<

/u/Rinaldootje 's Freedom star: The perfect modern day model for all your pitchforking needs, left right and Center. -----H-

/u/ChromeLynx 's 2x3dent 3----E

/u/Hargrave_McSwagpants 's twin beam scythe ___))

/u/JakeSnake07 's Triple-Bladed Scythe ______)))

/u/SirRolex 's Broken one --~-F

/u/SirRolex 's German model -----π

/u/SirRolex 's Swedish Long Fork "Børk Førk" (its more of a pacifist's weapon) ------------------ø

/u/sevpay 's Episode 7 lightsabers --|====

/u/Why_Did_It_Stop 's Sith Lord ----=

/u/nm1043 's Sith Lord + +---=

/u/Has_Xray_Glasses 's The "BIG OP" ===¥

/u/Has_Xray_Glasses 's Asian ~-~+

/u/ICanOnlyDrawPenises 's Floppy Rod 8===D

/u/sevpay 's Triple Dick [8==D --------8==D 8==D

/u/Autobot248 's Lady Forklorn 0~---~<>€E

/u/sevpay 's Traditional up the ass ---(E)( )

/u/PringlesXD 's Single Character ♆

/u/ahtnos 's Historical Forks Early Ethiopia ሖ ሔ ሗ Standard Ethiopia ሐ Chinese ⼬ Han Dynasty 㐱----- Ornamental Han Dynasty 㚉==--- Greek ~~ε ~~+ξ -----ϵ Roman Military -----Æ Late Roman ----æ

/u/WorstPlayerHere 's Swedish Shovel/Pitchfork -----Ö

/u/LanceWindmil 's Trident fork //====>

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/u/Blindirishgirl 's Rotorhandle ︹︺︹︺︹︴

/u/ChromeLynx 's Fork X X _/ X | X --+--E

/u/DigbyMayor 's Auto-Assault fork ---o--- o-|-----E

/u/Cedarfang 's Double Sided Ǝ--------E

/u/Pheynes 's Halal pitchforks —————ع —————ح

/u/Pheynes 's Halal knife/forks ٢ ٣ ٦ ١

/u/Pheynes 's kosher pitchforks ב————— כ—————

/u/Pheynes 's kosher knives and forks ע ץ ז ו ן

/u/AssFromThePast 's Ancient Greatfork o---((======E

/u/silentclowd 's Spin Doctor -----§

/u/DigbyMayor 's Flail Fork ---~~~☼

/u/buzz120 's Fleshlight ----3

/u/buzz120 's Cleaner Fork 7----

/u/buzz120 's Pacifist "Fork" --------|

/u/buzz120 's Broken Fork !------

/u/Dominus2 's Swinger ------H

/u/bleekicker 's Bigass Pitchfork _____

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/u/DigbyMayor 's Pole Pitch

/u/AbusedAlarmClock 's Bling Fork —————$

/u/ODeletedO 's Formula Fork ---------Σ

/u/ODeletedO 's Futuristic Fork ---------Ξ

/u/ODeletedO 's Xi ---------ξ

/u/DigbyMayor 's Forkchucks Ǝ---~---~---E

/u/Noahsaures 's Fork-swatter ---#

/u/Daigeil 's 2-Handled Chunk ======C

/u/Emperor_Rancor 's 4-Prong -----╪

/u/DigbyMayor 's Telekinetifork (Ravenor Special) E

/u/ChromeLynx 's Imperious Culling Fork 3------O

/u/TerribleTwelve 's North Korean Pitchforks ㅡㅌ ㅡㄷ ㅋㅡ 크ㅡㅡ ㅡㅡ트

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