Man, when I was 16 or 17, I was doing 90mph in a 25mph zone at like 1am. It was a big loop full of apartment complexes. Of course, I got pulled over. The cop was pissed and asked if I thought it was the autobahn. I said "no, my fiancee just broke up with me and I was upset and took my mom's car which she doesn't know I took to drive and clear my head. I passed her old apartment and just got angry and didn't think and floored it... I'm sorry, I know I fucked up."

He let me go. I was a dumb kid and I'd never try that today, in my 30s and married to that same chick. Lol just to be clear, this isn't meant to suggest this is common and what anyone should do. Just an interesting story. I thought I was fuuuuucked. Lol