"So you don't wanna fuck??"

  1. This reads like it was typed by the same person.
  2. No dude that awkward is gonna take the initiative to text the girl first.
  3. No dude that awkward is gonna straight up ask a girl they just met if they want to come "netflix and chill" even if they do take the initiative.
  4. No dude that awkward is going to assume that the girl wants to fuck, at most they'll assume that the girl is into them because girls are rarely interested in them. It doesn't go from "maybe she likes me" to "she definitely wants to fuck" in a single day.
  5. Even if we disregard all other points and just assume that this guy is delusional and batshit insane, by being this level of crazy she would have noticed pretty soon by simply interacting with him. She wouldn't have gotten to the point where she'd sit with him at lunch. She wouldn't have gotten to the point where she could have a dialogue with him and laugh at his jokes. They wouldn't discuss musical tastes. r/nothowweirdguyswork

This conversation is fake.

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