This is Doug Jones, a man who is running for Alabama Senate. He is running against a man who was kicked off the Alabama supreme court for disregarding the constitution and who molested little girls. Let's show him our support.

Woah Bob. That's a lot. I went ahead and broke it down so I could be sure to hit all your. um. points?

Question 1. Yes.

Comment 1: W. not Jr. Look it up.

Also um... yeah. I'll go ahead and stay firmly on the logic that if you are FOR sexual assault, you aren't really a "moderate" now are you Bob?

Comment 2: Nothing really that "zealous" about being super duper against vested-varmints touching tots. Did you like my alliteration Bob? I was talking about how gross it is for an adult to try and fuck a kid.

SORRY.

I meant I was talking about how gross it is for a SENATE CANDIDATE to fuck a kid.

Didn't want to screw up your positive electioneering Bob.

Comment 3: You just called your guy a pedophile Bob. Is that it? Do I win?

Also weird capitalization Bob. Are you starting a band?

Bob's Pussy Grabbers and Pedophiles. I'm guessing you guys don't play anything unless it has been made in the 2000s. (Pedophile joke Bob.)

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