I drank a 30 pack of Budweisers…

Yup. I've been a more useless alcoholic than many of you here, but I love my wife and (nearly grown) kids, and until very recently, I think I've still been a net positive (and I'm working to get back to there)

How to get a girlfriend? Don't be a shut in. Be outgoing, make the effort to go on adventures around the world, don't be scared to be your best fuck up self. Yadda Yadda Yadda platitudes. Another thing that it easy to say, but if you get in the right headspace also easy to do. You to can have auditory withdrawal hallucinations in the middle of nowhere in Thailand if you want to (Cambodia, or Vietnam is cheaper and more exciting now though)

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