Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

I was in basic and pissed myself this isnt even an alt acct i just dgaf. Shit happened. So i was sick. I mean sick as a mother fucker. I didnt want to be a sick call ranger so i just ate shit. I hadnt slept for days because i just coughed from sinus drainage and my battle fucking told on me, not because he was a snitch but because he was worried for my health. My infantry DS comes to me amd tells me after morning pt and chow i am fucking going to sick call. I do. They dope me up. I go back to training and we are doing maps. Its hot as fuck in OK this time of year and im in the goddamn sand dunes drinking gallons of water. Im dehydrated and dying. I get back to bunk that night and sleep like a fucking rock. My battle wakes me up im late to morning formation. Im freaking out. I then realize it happened. I fucking pissed myself. I change and run down to the drill pad.The combination of lack of sleep gallons of water and heavy sedation from meds fucking got me. So during pt my DS pulls me to the side and is like "yo winoba is dark we fucked up the bay and i just have to ask did you piss yourself?" So i told him yes and why and he was like dude just go back to the bay before everyone else and re make your rack. Sp i fucking did

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