Drug test next week. I smoke roughly 3 Times a week. Any suggestions? Possibly synthetic urine? I have to go to a doctors office for this test.

Not be rude or hurt feelings, but how much do you weigh? Do you know your body fat %?

If you have a low Body fat percentage, drink tons of water and sweat alot. You will burn off the fat which stores the THC . When I had to pee for probation, I smoke a half zip in a day. Had a pee test a week later.

I literally drank tons of water and sat in a sauna for an hour a day until the pee test. Was clean when I took it.

Also, don't take a pee test if your pee is straight yellow. If you have any sort of thc left in your fat, it will show up. The clearer the better, but not to clear cause they can say you mixed it with water (when you really just drank alot of water itself) .

Also, when you do the pee test. Don't immediately pee in the cup. Pee for a little at first than pee in the cup towards the middle or the end. This is because if there is still thc in your urine, we hope most of it will come out in the beginning. (could be a total bs claim)

If you want to use synthetic pee, get an old Elmer's glue bottle and have your clean friend pee in it. Get one of the hand warmer pouches and tape it to your leg (so it can get to body temperature hopefully). Worked plenty of times for me.

If you are being watched while you are peeing (male) , put the Elmer's glue bottle with the top touching the zipper in your jeans. Then just unzip and squeeze.

I'm so high went I wrote this. I hope I made sense

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