Cake? Oh boi. That’s all that matters here!
Oh yeah, no biggie. They’re only getting married! Ya’ know, the ceremonial oath that’s supposed to mean that this person wants to be with each other, I don’t know. . forever? And all their family and closest friends are probably there! And some of them probably flew over from afar. Did I mention it’s kind of a one-time thing (intentionally), a well thought out extensively planned event, and it’s extremely expensive? (: Mmmmm, but whatever! But the cake! Everything else can perish. Lol
Eh. No biggie at all.
On another note, it still isn’t justified, but I’m getting a hint of possible constant and harsh heartbreak this here drunken cousin might’ve had, and he’s acting upon it in his drunken stupor in the form of an envy-driven act.
We often act on our deepest pains when we’re sloshed, but man, this guy. . . Took the cake. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BUH DUM TSSSSSS.
Okay, I’ll leave now.