Drunk cousin ruins wedding

Cake? Oh boi. That’s all that matters here!

Oh yeah, no biggie. They’re only getting married! Ya’ know, the ceremonial oath that’s supposed to mean that this person wants to be with each other, I don’t know. . forever? And all their family and closest friends are probably there! And some of them probably flew over from afar. Did I mention it’s kind of a one-time thing (intentionally), a well thought out extensively planned event, and it’s extremely expensive? (: Mmmmm, but whatever! But the cake! Everything else can perish. Lol

Eh. No biggie at all.

On another note, it still isn’t justified, but I’m getting a hint of possible constant and harsh heartbreak this here drunken cousin might’ve had, and he’s acting upon it in his drunken stupor in the form of an envy-driven act.

We often act on our deepest pains when we’re sloshed, but man, this guy. . . Took the cake. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BUH DUM TSSSSSS.

Okay, I’ll leave now.

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