Dude, where's my car?

I left Oklahoma and got a driver's license in my new state. After 5 years Oklahoma suspended my license for not being insured within the state. Then my new state suspended my license because Oklahoma showed me on a suspended license. I called Oklahoma License Division and told them to cancel my DL because I didn't live there. They asked to have that in writing. I replied that I could do that if they gave me an email address and they told me they didn't have email. I asked for a fax number and they said that they didn't have that either. WTF? Ok, I will send it by mail, in 2009, like it's the fucking 1800's. Mother fuckers, why can't you just cancel my license cuz you're fucking my shit up and I can't wait a month to drive to work? You can come down in person is what they told me. Ya, but I live in another fucking state hence the whole fucking issue. My ex-mother in law eventuallybwent down in person and told them the story and they "canceled" it the next day. How is this even real life? Six months later my license got suspended again for the exact same issue so I sent a letter and drove illegally for 2 months until it was fixed. Oklahoma has no idea how to operate and my current state is almost as dumb.

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