Sure but it won’t be super short not really. First you have to understand where I am coming from. It’s going to come off as arrogant but I can assure you, it’s not.
I live in Canada which I only state because if you were to look the numbers up in America (where it seems like 99% of redditors are from) they won’t make sense, but they do for where I live. So here it is: I’m a unicorn, or at least that what people these days call it. In reality I’m a statistical fucking improbability. I’m a few years older than you at 30 but I’ve been making pretty much the same money now for 3 years. 160k+. Just earning over 150k puts you in the top 3% of Canadians. Most of those people are men over 40 and married. So finding a guy that does at 27 is basically unheard of.
Next my finances are in great shape, I have a nice condo, car, motorcycle etc .
Now on to probably the second most important part, I’m handsome and in great shape. I’m 6’2” (statistically unlikely) 255 pounds of lean muscle (also statistically unlikely) around 8-10% body fat depending on how I’m feeling that time of year. I have abs. I can often stand around at clubs and everything up to and including 8s will come and approach me, no work required.
Moving on I have a big cock not super long (just over 7 inches) but very thick. Usually when I’m fucking a girl for the first time I have to take it very very easy on her or she will actually tear and bleed. If I thrust in balls deep even in missionary position it usually just hurts them. Plus even with me going in slow mode she is usually sore for days after. After a month or so of fucking they get sort of used to it and then they really start loving it. Taking that into account I honestly wouldn’t want my dick to be any bigger it’s pretty much the perfect size I think.
Finally and this is THE most important one I am actually really good in bed. Between my cock, how I act, my downtown skills, etc, girls love it. I’ve slept with a lot of girls. A lot. 95% of those girls can’t get enough, they turn into wild animals and I always have them begging for it. They usually say I’m the only guy that has ever given them multiple PIV orgasms. Everytime. Usually they say they don’t even cum from most guy with oral and everything. So once I get them in the sack they usually stick around. Even after I dump them I often get a text a week or two later saying “Can we just have sex no strings attached? I need you.” Like the saying goes: Good dick will imprison you.
Not that you believe me but why am I telling you this shit? It’s just to show you, even though I am the “total package” that girls are looking for and I’m fucking a ton of them (7-9s usually with the odd 10), they offer NOTHING OTHER THAN THEIR VAGINAS.
Seriously. I don’t know if it’s the new wave shit or feminism or whatever, it doesn’t even matter but it’s pathetic. I mean I could see, not agree, but see why the rare perfect 10 that I fuck thinks that all she needs to do is have sex but the rest? Every 8-9 (and I’m sure some below that too but I would never even engage them in conversation) with shitty job, no home skills, no life skills and a bad attitude not only feels entitled to a guy like me but sometimes they somehow think I owe shit to them! I’m like bitch you’re 27 and work as a bartender and live with your parents, you’re lucky you’re hot.
So basically I’m expected to be this awesome, chase after these losers , do all the male house work which I have no problem doing if they would do the fucking female housework, but nope they want me to do all the cooking and cleaning too? Get real.
So I’m already fucking her and six or however many other girls and she expects me to commit to only her and stop fucking the rest and get nothing else out of it? Please.
My list of “requirements” isn’t even t long and it seems like its offensive that I even have one.
That, my friend is why women these days aren’t worth a damn.