This eagle-eyed lifeguard

Our family was visiting from the Uk and we decided to go to a theme park for the day. It was the middle of summer and ridiculously hot so I decided on a strapless top that has the elastic around the boobs and some shorts. Cool enough to wear while waiting in hour long lines and not die of the heat, and at least I didn't have to worry about flashing my knickers at anyone on a ride if I had worn a dress. As we were about to leave the house, I turned to my sister in law and joked about my top falling down. We decided my ladies were firmly in place and off we went to movie world. We were having an awesome day, I'd just got off The Superman ride and I was freaking buzzed. I turned around and noticed this 15 year old boy staring at me. I shot him a look and ignored him. My sister in law came up behind me and as I turned she shrieked and started tugging at my too. My naked boob that had popped out was just hanging out for the whole world to see. It's not like I have small boobs either. (D cup) but fuuuuck how the hell did I not notice that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, plummeting 16ft through an announcer's table?

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