3. Eating a piece of brown sugar from your oatmeal packet knowing full well it make...

Eating a piece of brown sugar from your oatmeal packet knowing full well it makes the oatmeal less sweet is one of the most relatable and widespread examples of how humans will take instant gratification over long-term enjoyment and benefit nearly every time.

that's very nice, but once again you fail to see the glaringly obvious point - sugar in oatmeal and children's fucking cereal are, say it with me...

not

the

cause

of

the

obesity

epidemic

thank you for wasting an hour of my life arguing with an absolute lunatic. i wish you the worst in life and beyond, and good riddance.

that's very nice, but once again you fail to see the glaringly obvious point - sugar in oatmeal and children's fucking cereal are, say it with me...

not

the

cause

of

the

obesity

epidemic

thank you for wasting an hour of my life arguing with an absolute lunatic. i wish you the worst in life and beyond, and good riddance.

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