You either die gilded, or you live long enough to see yourself become a shitposter

Little context :

Yesterday r/de, the German subreddit, launched an unprovoqued attack on r/france . Bound by tradition, (they also invided Poland)[https://i.imgur.com/utiXJHb.png]. But the French Shitposter-in-Chief, u/Amiral_Poitou, quiclky reoganized our defenses and led an impressive couter attack that completely overwhelmed the germans. One of our recruits, u/Dailand, even (got to r/all)[https://redd.it/7bk1l3]. While French shitposts covered their frontpage, (at 3 pm a daring skirmish led by me managed to capture one of their shittiest meme)[https://redd.it/7blnex], the (Wednesday Frog)[https://redd.it/78lrqa], forcing the Germans mods to sign an Armistice a few hours later.

Today, Germans eat their butter with baguettes. Unlike me, because there's no butter in France but that's another story.

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