Either way, government grows

"Fine, everyone realized they were being a dick about refusing to let you get married, how can I keep exploiting Fundamentalist Christians to keep getting votes: I know, birth control, really rile them up thinking about how they are immorally being forced to pay for birth control! And they can't fire gay teachers from Christian schools... oh wait, they can... uh... gay teachers in public schools trying to molest your sons.... no, they aren't buying it anymore? How about having to drive your truck in a parade promoting gay speech... no you don't have to do that because speech is protected? Is there anything that's like speech that we could make a wedge issue about how gay people suck? Oh? Cake? You have to bake a cake? A gay person ordering a meal in a restaurant gets refused and fundamentalists agree that's rude? But a cake! For a gay wedding!!! THAT'S THE ISSUE! And it happens like 6 times in the nation but we can totally roll it into a vast conspiracy to destroy Christianity!!! EVEN MORE PREVALENT THAN TERRORISM!!! YESSSS!!!!!

And look over here with those damn Democrats getting pissed over not giving out those freebies of healthcare to poor Children! FUCK THOSE SOCIALIST COMMIE CHILDREN! The bipartisan CHIP program iS COMMUNISM! You remember the anarchists that throw bombs all over the world and show up at every angry meeting? THEY ARE LIBERALS! AND THEY DON'T WANT TO LET PEOPLE SPEAK! You know the difference between Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Michael Moore? Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh are known for not yelling over people to make their point! Because they value FREE SPEECH! And every side BEING HEARD!

Also, universal background checks that are backed by everyone is clear evidence that the liberals are millimeters away from taking away all your guns! If you go live in California where there's a supermajority Democratic government, they confiscate ALL YOUR GUNS at the border!!! And as we all know, Bill Clinton radically increased the military budget, because all the Cinton's want to do is expand the military! I mean he reduced the military budget, to con you into thinking they might do it again!!!!!

There's a reason people believe propaganda.

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